Before I start this new endeavor of mine, I thought I’d see just how pretentious I came across when ranting about spoilers. It occurred to me the only movie review I’ve ever done was for a ghostwriting gig some months back, and while I got 5 stars from the client, I’m fairly certain it was for a pass/fail college course. A “let’s make our students well rounded citizens, nobody’s really going to read this but we appreciate your effort” sort of thing. If I remember correctly, it was nothing short of putting together a simple little book report from grade school.