The Hofflebrock

what it do?

August 4, 2019

hey. vacation was awesome. but then i got sick. i got better again, and now i’m working my way to something new. i’m going to be changing this blog again. i’m going to be adding things. i’m going to take some things away. i have ideas, and i want to

from Agency 1

May 18, 2019

The neck of the first space bug snapped easily. I caught it off guard. Its muscles were tense and I was full of adrenaline. Its head spun a full three-sixty. The second little bastard had time to react, letting its body go slack as my hands wrapped around its small

All Goals Go To Heaven (A Tale Of Necromancy)

May 17, 2019

(Listen to the audio instead) Once upon a time there lived a boy with a dream. In those early days, the dream burned brightly. It was all consuming. It was everything the boy could think about, and so he spent every waking moment making plans and setting goals, making sure